Update on the Sneaky Lizard

So, the last time we spoke of the Sneaky Fuckin' Lizard, he was hiding in Spike's tire on his car.

A few days later, Spike was driving from work to lunch and noticed that the lizard was on the hood of his car.  And was still there when he came out of lunch to go back to work.  Somewhere between lunch and work, the lizard took flight and landed God Knows Where.

Well, everybody at Spike's work knows where, now.  A couple of days after that, he was doing work at the end of the day in his office when he heard a girl scream "OH MY GOD!" in the breakroom.  She then appeared in his doorway and said "You have to come down here and see this."

And there, in the middle of the breakroom floor, was the lizard.  I'm pretty sure he gave Spike the finger before the girl scooped him up in two styrofoam cups and let him outside.  (Can a lizard give the finger?  Would it have to be the claw?  Or worse, the toenail?)

A few days after that, Spike was walking between two buildings and there, in the middle of the sidewalk, fronting, was the lizard.  And he has friends.  He has either started or been recruited to a Reptile Gang.  Given his inherent sneakiness, I'm betting that he started it and recruited.  I wonder how lizards get jumped in.  Was his stunt in the breakroom part of his initiation?

Spike is keeping an eye out.  I'm betting that in a couple of weeks, he's going to come out to the car and it's going to be up on blocks, completely cleared out of anything of value.  I wouldn't put it past that fuckin' lizard.